Stressticles Stress Relif Balls Stressticles Stress Relif Balls

₱1,999.00 ₱995.00
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Sometimes Life Makes You Say "Oh Balls." But Don't Let It Get You Down!

 Yep, Stressticles are exactly what they sound like: a pair of fake nuts that you squeeze to help calm yourself down. Because the only thing that could relieve anxiety better than a stress ball is a stress ballsack.

So you’re looking for a savior
To relieve many a worry?
If you don’t mind odd behavior
We can solve that in a hurry!

Gather round and see a wonder
Guaranteed to cure what ails ya,
Calming power from down under
And I do not mean Australia.

For relief, you need not hold back
And no, you don’t need new spectacles,
You can tightly squeeze this nutsack.
Let all your rage out with Stressticles!

Stressticles make a hilarious gag gift for a bachelorette party, bachelor party, birthday party, or any time you’ve got a friend who seems like they’re going a little nuts.

  • The Ultimate Stress Relief Toy For Adults - Work not going well? Clients taking things out on you? School is stressful and you really don't like that disapproving look your econ professor gives you every time you answer a question? Take it out on these stress relieving testicles. They're funny, and they'll make you feel better, and you'll be ready to give that econ professor your snarkiest smile instead of erupting into tears.
  • Not So Sensitive Now - Stretch them, squeeze them, smash them, and throw them. They slowly return to normal, absorbing your stress and releasing any anger and frustration as they pop back up to size.
  • Great For Breakups - Just picture them on your ex-boyfriend and release the pent-up anger of the last three years. Remember that comment he made about your mother's prize lasagna and squeeze, baby, squeeze.
  • Size - Approx. 3.15" x 3.15"m 

Sometimes Life Makes You Say "Oh Balls." But Don't Let It Get You Down!

 Yep, Stressticles are exactly what they sound like: a pair of fake nuts that you squeeze to help calm yourself down. Because the only thing that could relieve anxiety better than a stress ball is a stress ballsack.

So you’re looking for a savior
To relieve many a worry?
If you don’t mind odd behavior
We can solve that in a hurry!

Gather round and see a wonder
Guaranteed to cure what ails ya,
Calming power from down under
And I do not mean Australia.

For relief, you need not hold back
And no, you don’t need new spectacles,
You can tightly squeeze this nutsack.
Let all your rage out with Stressticles!

Stressticles make a hilarious gag gift for a bachelorette party, bachelor party, birthday party, or any time you’ve got a friend who seems like they’re going a little nuts.

  • The Ultimate Stress Relief Toy For Adults - Work not going well? Clients taking things out on you? School is stressful and you really don't like that disapproving look your econ professor gives you every time you answer a question? Take it out on these stress relieving testicles. They're funny, and they'll make you feel better, and you'll be ready to give that econ professor your snarkiest smile instead of erupting into tears.
  • Not So Sensitive Now - Stretch them, squeeze them, smash them, and throw them. They slowly return to normal, absorbing your stress and releasing any anger and frustration as they pop back up to size.
  • Great For Breakups - Just picture them on your ex-boyfriend and release the pent-up anger of the last three years. Remember that comment he made about your mother's prize lasagna and squeeze, baby, squeeze.
  • Size - Approx. 3.15" x 3.15"m 

Shipping

Vera stores offers FREE SHIPPING AND CASH ON DELIVERY nationwide with no extra cost! We make sure to process your orders ASAP within 3 days and send you the tracking numbers. Should there be any delays in your orders, we will contact you as soon as possible.

Metro Manila Delivery is = 3- 6 Business Days

Provincial delivery is = 5-9 Business days

Shipping

Vera stores offers FREE SHIPPING AND CASH ON DELIVERY nationwide with no extra cost! We make sure to process your orders ASAP within 3 days and send you the tracking numbers. Should there be any delays in your orders, we will contact you as soon as possible.

Metro Manila Delivery is = 3- 6 Business Days

Provincial delivery is = 5-9 Business days